My First Kiss

Quofda asks: was your first kiss a good one?

I was 20. I had just started working at “The Bar” (calling it that for short) as a sort of DJ/VJ kinda thing, and on the last day of my first week I get asked to cover for the night shift guy. I said “yeah, sure” and there I was, on a friday night, everything going smoothly.

As I’m making small talk with the disco DJ (I mostly just played background music, he was in charge of the dance floor and would only work on weekends), this girl walks in and starts asking him something about the pinball machine in the back of the place. You could tell from the way she was clutching the wall that she had had one daikiri too many.

The guy is half way through answering her when she looks at me and goes “oh, you’re cute” and literally throws herself at me (I was sitting down at that moment), and rams her tongue in my mouth. I was kinda shocked for the first couple of seconds but made a quick recovery and fought back.

After a couple minutes of tonsil hockey, she just up and leaves. Not bad for my first week.